A look back at the weekend’s big talking points as Reading FC Women sweat on an injury, Binfield let the grass grow and Datchet’s big match is cut short.
Welcome to the Jungle
One day a beaten side from higher up the pyramid will simply write ‘we weren’t very good today,’ in their post-match report (read the nonsense here).
Today is not that day, as Vanarama National League South Tonbridge Angels blamed having 13 players unavailable (we still don’t know why, the report doesn’t tell us – but it does say there should be a few available for the game at Cheshunt next week), the grass being a bit too long and the ground being a bit rustic (yeah – what?).
I’m not sure what sort of billiard table the Angels are used to playing on, but we have it on good authority Moles chairman Andy Cotton was out cutting the grass for several hours during the week. Perhaps they were just in awe of the rustic landscape across Cabbage Hill Lane as Sean Moore, Johnny Efedje, Lewis Pegg and Brad Pagliaroli fired in four unanswered second-half goals.
This is why the FA don’t let Binfield play cup games at home. It all gets a bit embarrassing.
Related: The FA Cup Third Qualifying Round draw
Datchet’s 11 minute match
You wait and wait for Sunday League to return, the start is pushed back due to unsafe pitches following the hot weather, then again following the death of Her Majesty The Queen. So there you are, morning of the actual game that is actually going to happen, you get out there and 11 minutes in, you get someone running across the pitch to call it off.
Match abandoned 11 minutes into @datchetfc’s away match v The Masters after the home team pitch contractor came onto the pitch to inform the ref that the pitch hadn’t been paid for by them and the match had to be abandoned. Seen it all now!! @tvsfl @fiberkshire
— Datchet FC (@dvfc) September 18, 2022
Unverified, but a follow-up post on Twitter suggests that in fact the pitch was paid for and it was simply an admin error.
Mortimer’s first FA Cup goal
A little bit of history was made in West Berkshire on Sunday as Mortimer’s first ever goal in an FA Cup match was scored by Louise Delaney of the clubs Thames Valley Counties Women’s Football League side.
Mortimer’s men’s team have never played in the FA Cup and while I’m sure the result is one to forget for the Villager’s, Delaney’s strike is one for the clubs history books.
A great crowd and battling performance from the Ladies in the FA Cup this afternoon going down 1-8 to @Watford_Dev
— Mortimer FC 💛🖤 (@mortimervillage) September 18, 2022
Louise Delaney takes the honour of being the first ever Mortimer FA Cup goal scorer with a first half free kick.
Up the villagers 💛🖤 https://t.co/7qX8EhohBf
Cookham Dean mark senior return with a win
The Maidenhead based side made their return to senior football on Saturday in the Thames Valley Premier League Division Two and came home with three points.
‘Dean’ took a year out of the men’s game but returned in the summer and the club have plans for a new ground within their community. So a good start to the season, it’ll be interesting to see where they end up at the end of it.
Good performance by the 1st team today
— Cookham Dean FC (@CookhamDeanFC) September 17, 2022
Especially going a goal down, boys showed character in coming back into the game with a bullet header from Cookham legend Southy
Elias 2 goals were well taken and created well by the midfielders
And 4th goal put away well by Young Dylan pic.twitter.com/Wv9eXB01sO
Nervous wait for Deanne Rose injury verdict
Taken from Andrew Belt’s Reading FC Women talking points which you can read here.
Canadian attacker, Deanne Rose, went off injured in the 25th -minute. What seemed an innocuous trip on the turf at Leigh Sports Village ended Rose’s game and was the greatest
cause for concern for the Royals. Manager, Kelly Chambers, after the game said the club would have to prepare itself for the ‘worst possible news’. A key player for the team and the
best player in blue and white until her injury, let’s hope she won’t be out of action for too long!